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brushed your hair with your tooth brush because you couldn't find a hair comb or brush?
flipped your eye lids inside out to freak people out?
do you believe that children were born to fetch you sodapop, chips, wash dishes, etc... (aka slaves)?
screamed at your feet?
seen a big piece of lint while vacuuming, pick it up observe it and throw it back on the floor, and try your luck again for another 5 minutes?
ate food when it fell on the floor?
stated or thought that a certain color M&M tasted better than all the rest?
watched Austin Powers more than once?
notice that gullable is not in the dictionary?
"spooned" jelly with a knife?
thought you could make points with the judicial system by asking a cop if he wanted to have doughnuts with you?
placed a fake bug in someone's glass to see them jump?
laughed at someone's misfortune?
been snipe hunting?
used a port-a-potty?
felt sorry for yourself?
taken food, candy, or drink from a baby or small child, because you were to lazy to get your own?
blamed something you did on someone else?
sexually harrased the information operater?
ordered pizza, chinese etc... and had it delivered to the wrong house on purpose?
talked in a third person?
yelled at the voices over the loud speaker at the Walmart store?
barked like a dog, bocked like a chicken, quacked like a duck, etc... in public?
pulled someone's chair out, when they were getting ready to sit down?
tied someone's shoe laces together?
stayed up all-night, just for the fun of it?
been to a karaoke club?
have karaoke nights?
plotted against someone's demise?
invented a game because you were bored?
thought of a money making scheme?
screamed at your hair?
yelled at furnature that you stubbed your toe on?
Been mad at someone for something you dreamed??
Hit someone while in asleep for something you dreamt?
Been obsessed with someone you'd never met? (actor, actress, singer, etc.)?
Been obsessed with someone you didn't have a chance with? (Homecoming queen, football captain, etc.)?
Made something up and insisted on it so much that you started believing it yourself?
forwarded someone's mail, out of vengence?
stalked a person?
Consumed gasoline??
mixed chips with ice cream or sherbert?
cut someone's hair while they were sleeping?
been in a mud fight?
laughed at a racist joke?
been in a food fight?
looked up gullable in the dictionary?
knowingly ate, after a fly had landed on your food?
Done something that wasn't nice but it was funny?
Chewed on something unusual? (paper, cardboard, straw, electrical wire)?
Screamed at strangers??
dressed like a member of the opposite sex?
been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex?
unknowing...hit on a member of the same sex?
ordered a quarter pounder with cheese, regular fry, and a "DIET" soda?
made fart noises with your armpits?
mooned people, with your butt hanging out the window, while your friend drives?
urinated in a beverage container (gatorade, applejuice, beer bottle) and offered it to someone to drink without their knowing?
...if so...did they drink it?
hit yourself in public?
jumped in a lake, river, ocean, etc. in the middle of winter?
used a card board box to travel down a dirt slope?
thought of collecting anything disgusting?
squeezed the bottom of your chin and held it for 20 seconds to discover what would happen?
ate wax lips?
played under the clothes racks in a department store (over the age of 12)?
tried to mute someone with a tv remote?
farted on your hand, then smelled it to see if the smell would stick?
wondered if life circulated around you?
dressed like a charachter in the movie you were going to go see?
skipped down a side walk, singing "we're off to see the wizard..."?
not thrown something away because the garbage can was too full and you were too lazy to take it out?
thought you looked like a celebrity you wished you looked like?
had plastic surgery?
believed Michael Jackson actually does have a disease?
ate sardines?
divided Skittles or M&Ms into their own individual colors?
had a smaller TV resting on a much larger broken TV?
bought a tape/CD of an artist you didn't really like, because everyone else did?
believe Elvis is still alive?
bought synthetic fregrance (Primo vs Georgio, Uno vs. CK One, etc...)?
laughed at Mr. Bean?
ate a bug (chocolate covered ants, crickets, or escargo)?
chewed on a toe-nail?
sniffed toxic fumes e.g. paint thinner?
worn under-roos (without regular cloths over them) outside?
still wished they made under-roos?
had a Dumb and Dumber haircut, on purpose cause you thought it was cool?
ate paint chips?
worn two differnet colored socks (fasion sense) because it was in style?
gotten someone's name or initials tattooed on your body?
...did you break up with this person?
destroyed someone's spirit (made fun of somebody infront of them, or to their face?
intentially, physically harm a person?
owned a New Kids On The Block album?
been arrested for a crime you did commit?
harrass a cop ("Damn you've been eating at Dunkin Doughnuts way too much man!")?
wondered about Richard Simmons' sexuality?
walked in the snow barefoot?
not washed your hands after you've used the restroom?
picked your nose?
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